Archive for November, 2003

Got This in the Mail Today…

Sunday, November 30th, 2003

Dear Friend,

logo_vs3.gifI am pleased to enclose your AARP Membership Registration and temporary membership card.

You need only return the Registration with your $12.50 dues. You will receive your complete Membership Kit and permanet membership card with in 6 weeks.

As a member, you will have access to many benefits:

Health related services.
Financial.
Services in your community.
Insurance.
Helpful advice and information.

I look forward to your joining us as an AARP member.

Sincerely,

William D. Novelli
Executive Director

I don’t think my age qualifies me for admission into AARP. Thanks for the invite, but I am only halfway there.

Amazing! By the way, I copied this exactly from the letter, any spelling errors are not my fault.

Class dismissed!

Sunday Brunch III: Home Sweet Home

Sunday, November 30th, 2003

1. How many people and pets live in your home?
Just me. I am also currently housing an enormous stuffed reindeer which I will be taking to school now that December is upon us.

2. Do you rent, own or live at home?
Rent. The extra responsibility of owing still frightens me.

3. How many rooms are in your house?
I have a tiny apartment. Living room/kitchen, bedroom, bathroom, and some large closets. That’s about it.

4. Is there enough room in your house to comfortably accommodate overnight guests?
Not really. A second bedroom would be needed for that. Though both Pressed and Le Renard have stayed the night in order to get an early start for fishing. The floor works in a pinch.

5. How close do your neighbors live? Do you know them well and are they welcome in your home?
Just on the other side of the wall. I have had contact with one neighbor when she locked herself out of her apartment. The only contact with the folks on the other side of me involve me cursing in my mind at them for playing their music too loud after my bed time.

Sunday Brunch

What’s it like where you live?

This ends [poundingthememusic]WIT’s?!?!? Blogathon, 2003![/poundingthememusic]

Class dismissed!

What in Tarnation Happened?

Saturday, November 29th, 2003

Update 2: I have tweaked a bit from some help from a new friend, Tanya from Life’s Like This. Thank you Tanya. I have checked the site in Avant browser (which is Internet Explorer), Mozilla 1.6b, and Mozilla Firebird 0.7, they all look like they should. Please let me know if it is not displaying correctly for you, I want to fix it or go back to the old design.

Here is a pic of what it should look like:

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Update: I’m not giving up on the redesign, just making a retreat and regrouping. In the imortal words of King Arthur, “RUN AWAY!”

As you can see, I have done some tinkering with the look of WIT?!?!? Last time I tried to do that, people told me to just stick with what I had, so this time I just did it. I just need a change, and after I went to the trouble of making all kinds of holiday themed headers with the old logo. Oh well, I might get tired of this real quick.

Not everything is changed, going to some archives, you might see the older logo. I’ll clean that up later or change it back.

So here is your chance to rip into me, tell me how I screwed it up. I can take it. While you are ripping me up in the comments, let me know which you think is better, the old WIT?!?!? or this new face.

Thanks.

Class dismissed!

Entertainment Roundup

Saturday, November 29th, 2003

Movies

I had the opportunity to see two movie this week. First I went to the new theater in Sullivan to see the movie Timeline based off a novel by Michael Crichton. I enjoy Crichton’s books but I always approach movies based off his books with fear and trembling. There have been some good adaptations: Jurassic Park, Andromeda Strain, ER (not technically a movie), Twister (not originally a book), Sphere was so-so. There have been some vomit inducing movies, namely Congo and The Lost World. This one was OK, but not something I would ever want to see again. Timeline wasn’t one of my favorite books. There was a problem with the sound, the music track was way too loud, making it impossible to understand some dialog, and at other times dialog was muddy at best. I blamed it on the new theater and went and complained. After a second complaint, they turned up the volume, quite a bit, which helped. After reading Jen’s take on the movie, I am beginning to think that this is a MAJOR flaw with the movie. C-

On Thanksgiving Day, the fam went out to see Elf but of course, we did it last minute and it was sold out by the time we got there so we watched Radio. I DID NOT want to see this movie for several reasons: 1) I don’t like overly sentimental movie that overtly tug at your heart strings, there is one exception to that rule and that is teacher movies (Mr. Holland’s Opus, Dead Poets Society, etc.) and 2) I knew that I would personalize it having some MR (mentally retarded, though not nearly as sever as Radio) students in my class this year. It was a teacher movie so the got rid of reason one to hate it and I did personalize it often picturing my students in Radio’s place though I reminded myself not to (and when that happened it took every fiber in my being to hold back the sobbing). The movie was well done, funny in many places, sad in too many places. Will I watch it again? No, it makes me too upset and angry but I am glad I made it through a viewing of it. C+

On my to see list:
-Master and Commander
-Mystic River
-Elf
-The Missing (maybe)
-The Last Samurai
-Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
-The Gospel of John (kinda curious)
-Intolerable Cruelty (Coen Brothers)
-Lost in Translation
-Runaway Jury
-School of Rock
-Mona Lisa Smile
-The Passion of Christ
Many of these will be rentals.

Television
I’m a sucker for sci-fi, and I really appreciate well done sci-fi. Last TV season was not a good season for me and those like me. Fox gave us Joss Whedon’s compelling Firefly which was snuffed out before it even had a chance. Rumors have been going around that Whedon is working on making a Firefly movie. I want it back as a TV series.

Not only did I have to endure the death of Firefly, but the Sci-Fi Channel snatched away the amazing Farscape series. Farscape was about an astronaut that was shot into space accidentally went through a wormhole that stranded him on the far side of the universe with a ship full of prisoners and misfits. Farscape was churning out the most interesting sci-fi on TV. The fact that they pulled the plug made me upset enough but the way it ended was torture. Over the previous seasons two of the main characters, John and Aeryn, have been falling in love. The relationship was rocky, but in the last episode they finally decided to get together and in the final scenes of the series, John was proposing to Aeryn and she finally accepted. Everyone was happy (which was a rare occurrence on Farscape). Then in one of the most shocking events in TV history an alien ship popped up and vaporized them! The screen faded to black and the words “To be continued…” popped up, but fans knew that the series had been canceled and that there would be no continuation. It was MADDENING! Though Farscape fans have something to look forward to! It appears that a four-hour miniseries is in the works. No word on which network will carry it. Read about it here.

Class dismissed!

Friday Five LVIII: Shop Till You Drop!

Friday, November 28th, 2003

1. Do you like to shop? Why or why not?
Well that all depends on what kind of shopping, now doesn’t it. Shopping for electronics, gadgets, books, etc. are in. Shopping for clothes has a limit. Looking at antiques, crafts, and the like are out right unacceptable.

2. What was the last thing you purchased?
Today, I bought a Young Messiah CD to replace my scratched one. It was in the bargin bin for $5.00.

3. Do you prefer shopping online or at an actual store? Why?
For clothing, if I a familiar with the brand I would rather do it online. It doesn’t really matter. You usually don’t go out to eat when you shop online. I like eating out.

4. Did you get an allowance as a child? How much was it?
No, I did not. Money was dolled out on a case by case basis.

5. What was the last thing you regret purchasing?
Auto insurance. I regret having to get it.

How ’bout your shopping?

Class dismissed!

Best Wishes w/ Quizzes

Thursday, November 27th, 2003

I hope those of you celebrating Thanksgiving in the US had a good one. 1 Thessalonians 5:16-18

To help make sure I post everyday in November and because I am a sucker for mindless posting, I shall take some quizzes posted by Michael for your amusement during the commercials of football games (or other activities that you might be involved in.

You are a turtle cookie.
What Kind of Cookie Are You?

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You represent... naivete.
You represent… naivete.
So innocent and trusting… you can be very shy at
times, but it’s only because you’re not sure
how to act. You give off that “I need to
be protected vibe.” Remember that not all
people are good. Being too trusting will get
you easily hurt.

What feeling do you represent?
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What Pattern Are You?

-pee-
You are the Social Anxiety disorder rock! :(

::Which rock personality disorder (from the Zoloft commercial) should you have? (Results contain pictures!)
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This last one is sooo me.

Whew…

How do you fair?

Are you sick of turkey?

If you are not living in the USA or not taking part in the turkey day festivities, what did you do on the 27th?

Class dismissed!

Getting Crafty

Wednesday, November 26th, 2003

This year I haven’t done any fun art (craft) activities with my class. None at all. That’s not to say that I did a bunch the previous two years but I did some. This year, we have done none aside from the drawings and illustrations that are directly supported by curriculum, because gosh forbid I should deviate from the curriculum (it’s not that bad… yet). I have switched classes with other teachers so I could teach the other class Palm basics. While with the other teacher, my students have found refuge from the curriculum with some fun craft activities, but not under my watch. That is until Tuesday.

I whipped out my growing pile of construction paper and I decided that we were going to make some turkeys. The only thing that even hinted at academics was following directions and writing down 5 things that they were thankful for.

I asked them to get their art boxes out. “For what?” one student asked (one of them who has trouble staying in one place for more than 1.25 seconds).

“Get them out and I will tell you.”

“Ah man, are we going to another teacher again? I thought you were our teacher!”

“I am your teacher, but I have to show the other classes the Palms, remember I promised that to PTO.”

“So we are going to another teacher.”

“Just get out your art box before I do send you to another teacher.”

“You wouldn’t, you like me too much.”

“You’re right.”

“So what are we doing?”

“Get out your art box.”

After everyone got out their art box I said something about making thanksgiving turkeys.

The restless student decided I needed his input again, “We are doing an art activity?… With you?” This from the child that frequently complements my drawing skills, I guess drawing is not “art.”

“Remember what I said about not sending you to another teacher? I just changed my mind.”

He got quiet.

The activity went really well. I left it open ended to allow students to come up with their own ideas. They didn’t like that. I showed them how to make the body, but the feather and face were up to them. They could make them anyway they wanted, but each feather needed to say one thing that they were thankful for.

Here is the model I made, without any thankful statements on the feathers because if I did, most students would just write down what I wrote.

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Here is an example of student work:

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More here.

So don’t ever say I am a slave driver! (Which a parent called me last week, but he did it in a joking manner.)

If you want the folding directions, find them here.

Class dismissed!

Surrender

Wednesday, November 26th, 2003

“The heart of real worship is surrender. In response to all God has done for us, we give Him our total lives.”

So here’s what I want you to do, God helping you: Take your everyday, ordinary life–your sleeping, eating, going-to-work, and walking-around life–and place it before God as an offering. Embracing what God does for you is the best thing you can do for him. Don’t become so well-adjusted to your culture that you fit into it without even thinking. Instead, fix your attention on God. You’ll be changed from the inside out. Readily recognize what he wants from you, and quickly respond to it. Unlike the culture around you, always dragging you down to its level of immaturity, God brings the best out of you, develops well-formed maturity in you. Romans 12:1-2 (MSG)

My Soul in Your Hands
by Adam Watts

No eyes see
No ears have heard
What God has prepared for all those
Who leave their own will behind
To follow His

So I surrender to You
And I give to You everything
Show me what to do
And I will give to You
All that I am
Placing my soul in Your hands

Through weakness
Through trembling fear
The spirit of God has revealed
Pure message
Searching all things
In Christ we live

He chose foolish things of the world
To shame the wise
He uses the weak
To shame the strong
True power rests in His arms

God’s family is also Your’s
Thing kingdom of heaven endures forever
Living His Word to conquer hate

Placing my soul in your hands
I’m placing my soul in your hands

Class dismissed!