Archive for December, 2003

Nefarious Sleep Study

Wednesday, December 31st, 2003

nyr_clock-WEB.jpgI have written about five different mental blog entries but every time that I sit down to type them out, I’m too tired. Sorry.

Tomorrow Today, the TBC Youth begins it’s [announcervoice] Insomnia Fest 2003/2004! [/announcervoice] in which I will do my best to not appear to be a narcoleptic. Pressed as usual, has some fun activities lined up, I just hope that I will be awake for them.

I hope the readers of WIT have a wonderful New Year. BTW, since I can’t sleep tomorrow, neither can you. Sorry, that is just the way it is.

Leave your 2004 predictions in the comments. Here is mine: Bush wins in 2004.

Class dismissed!

And now for a reminder from today’s verse of the day: “I am the Alpha and the Omega,” says the Lord God, “who is, and who was, and who is to come, the Almighty.” Revelation 1:8

Sunday Brunch

Sunday, December 28th, 2003

Sunday Brunch is on vacation, so I went to The Globe of Blogs Meme page to find some filler.

Here is what I found.

If… (I think If… died, it hasn’t been updated in awhile.) From the Sept. 21 entry:

If you could have a servant come to your house every day for just one hour, what would you have them do?
Clean and grade, whichever needed more attention on that day.

Another dead Meme: Hogwarts HodgePodge August 23, 2003 entry:

If you had to cast a Patronus charm, what would be your happy memory?
Saturday morning cartoons when I was a child was the high point of the week. I loved it.

Unconscious Mutterings

I say … and you think … ?

  1. Seeker::lost
  2. Mirror::opposite
  3. Fire::hot
  4. Goblet::Fire
  5. Empty::full
  6. Secrets::dangerous
  7. Defense::Dark Arts
  8. Hatchet::ax
  9. Vapour::gaseous
  10. Ministry::worship

Free associate or answer in the comments.

Class dismissed!

13th Ain’t Half Bad.

Sunday, December 28th, 2003

Jen was giving me a hard time because I declared “Once More with Feeling” as the best musical before the results were out. Now the results are out and it earned a strong position at 13. Here are the top twenty as voted on by folks visiting the Channel 4 website:

1. Grease (1978)
2. The Sound Of Music (1965)
3. The Wizard Of Oz (1939)
4. West Side Story (1961)
5. Mary Poppins (1964)
6. Singin’ In The Rain (1952)
7. The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
8. Chicago (2002)
9. Oliver (1968)
10. Moulin Rouge (2001)
11. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)
12. My Fair Lady (1964)
13. Buffy The Vampire Slayer (2002)
14. The Lion King (1994)
15. Les Miserables (1985)
16. Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
17. Cabaret (1972)
18. Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat (1997)
19. Bugsy Malone (1976)
20. Phantom Of The Opera (1986)

Visit the rest of the list here.

Is “Once More with Feeling,” an hour long Buffy episode/musical, really my favorite musical of all time? No, but it would be in my top 20. I can tell you, there will be more Stephen Sondheim in list.

I will post my top 20 musical list after more thought. You can leave yours in the comments or ping me.

Class dismissed!

Excuses, Excuses

Saturday, December 27th, 2003

The week before Christmas in a elementary school building can be crazy. All kinds of things going on. To increase stress, kids start acting crazy.

That is what happened to Charles the days before the Christmas party. I introduced you to Charles a while back. If you haven’t read that entry, you really can’t appreciate this story. So go read it.

There, that was painless.

Around the first of December, I put up all kinds of Christmas lights around the room. They were everywhere! The kids loved them. Of course I gave them a stern warning (Teacher speech #873: Don’t Touch the Lights I Put Up Around the Room) telling them if they decided to jump up and grab the lights and they fell, I would take down all the decorations and that person would be in a bunch of trouble. Charles did not get to hear this speech because he was in another classroom, the students who did hear it, were very careful to mind because they thought the lights were “really aweeesooommmme.”

With the impending arrival of 25 (that is what Charles called Christmas half the time) Charles would grow more excited. At least five times a day, Charles would ask me what I was going to do on the 25 (or Christmas, whatever his mood was).

Charles came back to our room with our class for independent reading time in the room. I was working with another student when I heard behind me the sound of lights falling. I turn around and sure enough, a bunch of lights hanging there with Charles standing under them, eyes as big platers. All the kids in the room look up from reading or test taking and almost in unison look at the lights, look at me and then at Charles.

“What happened?” I wasn’t upset.

Then half the class volunteered, “Charles did it!”

This of course started the loud crying from Charles, “I not do it! I too short! Not me! Not me!”

“Charles, let’s go out in the hall to talk. Everyone else needs to continue reading.”

“Not me! Not me!”

As much as I can piece together, Charles had jumped up and touched the lights and they fell. Now he hadn’t been around to hear me ask them not to touch the lights, but he should not have been jumping around the room during reading time. So I asked him to go back to his other classroom an move his clip to “warning” (like getting your name on the board).

“NOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Now Charles is developmental and intellectually slower than his peers, but when he is in trouble, he can come up with a ton of excuses of why he shouldn’t be in trouble. All of the excuses were delivered with a large amount of tears.

Excuse 1: But, I don’t want to be naughty. Santa won’t give me any presents!
Response 1: We won’t tell Santa, this will be between you, me, and your other teacher.

Excuse 2: Noooo! No face to face! No face to face!
Response 2: I have to admit it took me awhile to figure out what he meant. I think he was saying he didn’t want to tell his other teacher face to face. We have to tell her so she will know not to tell Santa.

Excuse 3: But after 1 (January 1st, or the new year) I won’t come to school! I can’t come. Groundedes!
Response 3: Again, it took me awhile to figure this one out. He was saying that if his parents found out he would be grounded and couldn’t come to school after the first of the year. Charles, I will talk to your parents and make them understand that we dealt with this here at school.

Excuse 4: But move clip, miss play!
Response 4: No, you won’t loose your recess. It is only a warning.

Excuse 5: I don’t want Tonya to be better than me. (Yes this would be Tonya of Poo fame.)
Response 5: Tonya was reading during reading time, not jumping around the room.

We went over this and over this time and again, repeating in almost the exact same sequence, until:

Excuse 6: I don’t want to be in trouble!
Response 6: Bud, I think it is time to go move your clip.

I made him go to his other room and immediately called the other teacher to let her know what was going on. His other teacher reported to me later that he shyly entered the room and quietly sat down at his desk. When she asked him if he was supposed to move a clip, he started crying and repeated the same routine.

The next day, the day of the party, Charles walked into the room and gave me a big hug. All was right with the world.

Maybe I shouldn’t be such a meany.

Sigh…

Class dismissed!

So I Lied

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2003

I told you that I would have another story for you today, that didn’t happen. Sorry.

Some other stuff you can read instead:

Michael has not had the best week.

Jen is astounded that Buffy won was nominated for best TV musical across the pond.

Bryan is taking his show on the road. Has the word hoss been used to describe him yet?

Now Tony thinks that Travis is a YARTH. Most of the kids aren’t like him, I promise.

Pressed is evidently lost out in the woods somewhere.

Class dismissed!

Those Crazy Kids

Monday, December 22nd, 2003

I was proud of my kids in class last week. While other classes has horrible infections of the holiday crazies, my class has been able to retain their mental facilities despite the excitement of receiving gifts from a large jolly elf. Even though, last week was one of the most tiring weeks this year. Each day one student decided to step up and cause havoc. Again, I am thankful that it was not the whole class going crazy, but it made the week energy sapping.

Let me give you two examples. One today, one tomorrow.

Early in the week Travis (you know the drill), a student with a fat file of disciplinary notes, decided it was time to do his Christmas shopping. I decided to send him to the empty room next door (the class was in specials) with the math Title I aide to get some extra help on subtraction with two regroupings. While he was in the other room, he got into a students desk, pulled out the wallet sitting in the desk and take the four dollars in the wallet. Right now Travis has to earn ANY privileges, he has burned many bridges this year and he keeps trying to torch the bridge between me and him, he has gotten pretty close too.

After math, we went to specials and Travis was very excited about the present he had for me, but he wouldn’t tell me what it was. When we got back to the room after specials the teacher next door came over and told me that four dollars was missing from the desk that Travis had been sitting in. I put on my detective’s hat and went off to question Travis. Of course he didn’t do anything (he never does) but I continued to prod.

M: There is something missing from that class and I need to make sure that you didn’t take it.

T: I didn’t! I swear! I just did my math.

M: Hmmm, I wonder where it went then?

Then it happened. Just like in the movies.

T: I swear, I didn’t take any money!

M: I didn’t say anything about money being stolen, how did you know that it was money that was missing?

T: I’m a good guesser!

M: Empty your pockets.

T: I didn’t do–

M: I SAID, empty your pockets.

The search began. He had nothing on him, so we went to the desk next. I checked every part of the desk, nothing. At this point my anger was boiling just under my skin.

M: So did you bring any money with you today?

T: No.

I began questioning other students, did they see him with money, how much did he have (Travis tends to be a show off after he steals something). All students answered to the affirmative, he had four dollars.

Travis and I went back out in the hall again.

M: Where is the money?

T: I don’t have any money!

M: I don’t believe you.

T: I don’t have any!

M: Let me give you a run down of what is about to happen. Last time you stole something (this would be the fourth time this year) and I talked to your Dad he told me to call the juvenile officer. I stuck up for you and assured that we would not need to do that, but at this point I am so angry with your dishonesty that I am not going to stick up for you anymore. If I don’t have those four dollars in my hands in the next minute I will be calling the officer.

T: (Now in tears) But I was giving you a dollar of it. I put a dollar in the Christmas tree for you.

M: Travis, I appreciate that you are trying to get me a gift but you stole the money from someone else! That is illegal. You now have 45 seconds, I would be getting the money to me now.

He ran into the room and came back with the dollar from the tree and the tree dollars that he had hidden in his crayons in his art box.

T: At least you can’t take any recess away since I haven’t had any all week!

M: You’re right. But you aren’t getting a Christmas party at the end of the week. You don’t get to watch any movies, you don’t get to play any games, you don’t get to eat any of the snacks or candy and you don’t get any stocking stuffers.

T: You can’t do that!

M: Keep telling yourself that.

T: You are so mean!

M: Travis, today you have stolen money, lied to me, and you have interrupted 30 minutes of time with my class. They have been patiently sitting in there for the past half hour while I played detective because you wouldn’t tell me the truth. Do you really think you deserve a party Friday, have you earned it?

T: (Still crying) Well when you put it that way…

M: Get back in the room and just sit down, if you know what’s best for you, you will keep a low profile.

It actually turned out to be close to an hour of time. His parents were very supportive and upset with him. Dad doesn’t want him to ever have recess again… I don’t feel comfortable with that, but I have said that to him before…

To be continued…

Class dismissed!

Happy Holi–What Was I Saying?

Sunday, December 21st, 2003

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Top 20 Movie List

Sunday, December 21st, 2003

I was keeping my Top 20 Movie list at Your Movie Database (YMDB) but they have become a victim of their own success. The site has become a read only site. I can’t make changes to my list. What’s the point in that. So here is my new revised list:

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  1. Psycho (1960)
  2. Fargo (1996)
  3. Finding Nemo (2003)
  4. Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
  5. Game, The (1997)
  6. Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
  7. Waiting for Guffman (1996)
  8. North by Northwest (1959)
  9. Hunchback of Notre Dame, The (1996)
  10. Rear Window (1954)
  11. Godfather, The (1972)
  12. Sunset Blvd. (1950)
  13. Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
  14. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
  15. Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, The (2001)
  16. O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
  17. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)
  18. Christmas Story, A (1983)
  19. Shrek (2001)
  20. Chicago (2002)

I’m curious to see your top 20 list. Trackback or leave a comment.

To be continued…

Class dismissed!