18 Jan
Caution! May Cause Drowsiness
Short movie review:
Electra starring Jennifer Garner. Yes. This is the first movie that I fell asleep during since Titanic. And that was with the sub arctic temperature in the movie theater.
This movie is slower than an huge, aged tortoise. About as interesting as a sleeping, aged tortoise. I’m not sure how smart old tortoises are but I am pretty sure that this movie isn’t as intelligent as a slow-moving, sleeping, aged tortoise. Come to think of it I haven’t seen many sleeping tortoises move, even at a slow pace. I apologize for that third sentence, it doesn’t make sense. I guess that puts this entry about as good as Electra. 
My grade: D-
Remember, friends don’t let friends watch bad movies.
Class dismissed!
Posted by Flip on 18.01.05 at 7:11 am
I guess you didn’t like it, huh?
Posted by Christopher on 18.01.05 at 7:11 am
Well, you could say that. Yes. That would be a safe assumption.
Posted by Pressed on 18.01.05 at 7:11 am
The movie was a big pile of stanky poo just as you described it on Sunday I do believe, and yet we watched anyway. Dumb, dumb, dumb. This was a weird entry by the way
Posted by Christopher on 18.01.05 at 7:11 am
Look at you Pressed! That is an awesome Gravatar!
I believe that I used many more adjectives and several more mental images on my description on Sunday. However, we read some blogs that said they liked it. If I recall, we thought, “Well maybe…”
This is an odd entry. I kinda like it.
Posted by Michael Morgan on 18.01.05 at 7:11 am
The movie was NOT that bad and Jennifer Garner is not as hot as what everyone makes her out to be.
Posted by Christopher on 18.01.05 at 7:11 am
Well Michael, I’m not going to even refute any of that… I may have trouble controlling my sarcasm.
Posted by What In Tarnation?!?!? on 18.01.05 at 7:11 am
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