What In Tarnation?!?!? In the Classroom

I got the following e-mail from our wonderful EMH teacher (slightly edited to change names of course):

I am trying to train Charles on sending emails so he will write us next year!
Anyway, I asked if he’d like to write Mr. W and he jumped at it. I guess he just loves your Godzilla movies! So, I helped him with SOME spelling and he typed it all by himself!!! He got very good with the space bar and even figured out the backspace when he made a mistake! It was all his thoughts.
I think he’s an up-and-coming emailer!

The next e-mail was from the man himself, Charles:

dear mr. w#####,
i like the part when you mak the godzilla movies and 0n your tv

loove
charles

We can work on the shift button later.

He also made me a birthday card. On the cover he drew a picture of he and I walking. Then on the inside (excuse me if there is a catch in my voice) he wrote:

Happy Birthday Mr. W!

You’re the best teacher that I know and Miss [the EMH teacher]

Love Charles

I’ll miss you when I go to summer school. You are the coolest teacher cause you’re hand some, funny, and cool.

Then of course, on the back he has a picture of Godzilla destroying a small community.

I think I can last until Spring Break now.

Class dismissed!