What In Tarnation?!?!?

Conferences are almost done! Checking in with this Friday Feast. First an old one: 131.

Appetizer
What sound, other than the normal ringing, would you like your telephone to make?
I really wanted to find the iPhone ring tone that Steve Jobs showed off during his keynote. I read a blog entry that described it as “angles peeing from heaven.” I did find for free and I am using it now as my ringtone. Unfortunately, I don’t remember where I found it.

Soup
Describe your usual disposition in meteorological terms (partly cloudy, sunny, stormy, etc.).
I would describe it as sunny most of the time. I mostly get in trouble for “having too much fun” or being too loud while laughing. I suppose there are worse things to get in trouble for.

Salad
What specific subject do you feel you know better than any other subjects?
This is a difficult question. I consider myself a Renisance man, you know good at many things. Therefore no one topic is jumping out at me. However, with as much as I have been looking at the Missouri third grade Math GLEs and answering questions about them to parents who think standards are too high, I am pretty well versed in that.

Main Course
Imagine you were given the ability to remember everything you read for one entire day. Which books/magazines/newspapers would you choose to read?
I would read the Bible. That way whenever I forget my Bible and say, “Don’t worry, I have it memorized,” I wouldn’t be fibbing. I would also read transcripts of funny, highly quotable movies and Strongbad episodes, so I would never be without a quip whenever I need it.

Dessert
If a popular candy maker contacted you to create their next confection, what would it be like and what would you name it?
It would be called The Mega-Yumalicious Super Fantastic Bar That has a Light Flavor of Coffee and Crunch with a Wafer. I think the name pretty much describes what is isn it.

And now the new one. Don’t ask me why I did too. It is too embarassing. 163.

Appetizer
Who is your favorite news anchor/reporter? Why?
I have always been a Tom Brokaw fan. I like the way he says things. Plus, I always have this sense that things are just a bit more under control if Tom is reporting on them. And I just like his voice.
Soup
Name 3 foods that are currently in your freezer.
BBQ Ribs, Pizza, Garlic and Herb buscuits.

Salad
If you were to have the opportunity to name a new town or city, what would you call it?
Salad seems to be the course I always get stuck on. It would be funny if I named a new city just City. Or we could go the Prince route and just choose to name it a symbol. In that case I would name it • or a star.

Main Course
What will most likely be the next book you read?
Could be any number of books since today is the first day of Spring Break. The sky is the limit.

Dessert
What’s the first thing you notice about the opposite gender?
Uh… Hair color.

Class dismissed!

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