What In Tarnation?!?!? In the Classroom

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Christopher W!

1. The risk of being struck by Christopher W. is one occurrence every 9,300 years.
2. Christopher W. can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
3. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Christopher W!
4. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Christopher W!
5. The horns of Christopher W. are made entirely from hair.
6. It took Christopher W. 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!
7. Christopher W. is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp!
8. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Christopher W.
9. Christopher W. is the largest of Saturn’s moons.
10. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Christopher W. in 1504, after eighteen months work.

Class dismissed!